Memo to GAP

Date: December 16, 2008
To: GAP clothing designers / production
From: Concerned purchaser
Re: Rear pants pockets

Sirs - I love your khakis. They (for me) are consistently the only pair that fits correctly and comfortably, and they are quite durable. However, it has come to my attention that you feel the necessity in some pairs, though not all, to sew one of the rear "butt" pockets (RBP) shut. I have a hard time comprehending this. Typically, it is the right RBP, which is where many men enjoy storing their wallets. What is really perplexing is that while the right RBP is sewn shut, the left RBP enjoys an open freedom with a closure button. What is even MORE perplexing is that there is an inner pocket sewn into the closed right RBP, which would allow the correct usage, if it could simply be accessed. I suppose I will have to repair this issue myself, but please take note of this for future production purposes. Thanks.